I can appreciate that it has always come at the expense of a lot of your time effort and money, but I really do enjoy your Morrissey cancellation anecdotes............... :-)
2007 Flew to Boston from.Manchester and he walks off after 6 songs with a sore throat
Next 3 gigs cancelled in Northampton (Massachusetts), NY and Philly fortunately crashing at a friend's house so no hotel costs lost. He then plays in Virginia but next night in Baltimore is off..... fly home
2008 - London - cancelled 3 days before hadn't booked train or hotel
2010 - Liverpool - walks off during 2nd song as a cup of water hits him on the head
2017 - Boulder, Colorado (flew from Tampa) - he walks on stage (with lights up on his own) to say the keyboard player has just been rushed to hospital (gallstone issue) and gig is off including Dallas the following night. Had a nice night wondering around Dallas anyway....
2017 - Chicago and Cleveland, Ohio called off a week before gigs due to "no more money left in the tour kitty" after a number of cancellations" (see above Boulder, Dallas and a few other gigs over the next 2 weeks). Lost flight tickets (from Tampa) but was able to cancel hotels. Friend's said just go anyway but it was in December, freezing and loads of snow.
2018 - Philadelphia - he was on great form the night before at Madison Square Garden but by 5pm the next day he had flu...... stayed at a friend's house so at least didn't lose that money.