Stupid little things that bug you

[richardtheref]

Mrs KS is congenitally incapable of putting stuff away in the right place in the kitchen. “Where did you put the oven gloves?” I ask. She can’t remember. There is a drawer full of roasting tins etc where the gloves should go. I once had to use a milk bottle as a rolling pin for a year when she put it away randomly. Found it eventually.
Now, where on earth is that tomato purée?

We once found her car keys in the freezer and she once lost our hoover. Still never found the hoover

 

[blue b4 the moon]

Just about to go for a walk up the coast to meet friends at 16.00 for drinks & food and as I open the front door Mrs Moon's sister rings her.....we could end up on a 15 minute bus ride rather than a 60 minute walk!!!

 

[Man-chester copperpot]

My mate says….
On dating websites when the womens profile picture is 50% her face and 50% her breasts on every picture.

In the discription she says “no men just after one thing”

Come on love, you’ve got your chebs out and then tell lads not to be interested in them.

 

[noseve]

They’ve been for sale since last Easter, they’re all year round. I’m not sure things are seasonal anymore.

Not so sure, I walked around Waitrose the other day dressed in my favourite bunny costume and you wouldn't believe the looks I was getting.

When I did it in March, people were taking photos of their kids with me...

 

[mexico1970]

We once found her car keys in the freezer and she once lost our hoover. Still never found the hoover

Losing a hoover is impressive mate :)

 

[Magicpole]

Where did you pull this post from, 2011?!?? Good god I’m old

Snap.

 

[noseve]

My mate says….
On dating websites when the womens profile picture is 50% her face and 50% her breasts on every picture.

In the discription she says “no men just after one thing”

Come on love, you’ve got your chebs out and then tell lads not to be interested in them.

Tell 'your mate' to reassure her that you actually quite like both of them... :-)

 

[Magicpole]

When you're in the middle of squeezing one out and someone starts one of those bloody hot air hand dryers.
Very offputting!

Tell me about it. And I was the one barred from Annie's Salon for complaining when they started to blowdry old Mrs Goggins 8 hairs. . The world's gone mad.

 

[Magicpole]

Tell 'your mate' to reassure her that you actually quite like both of them... :-)

His 'mate' already knows.

 

[Grassland Blue]

My mate says….
On dating websites when the womens profile picture is 50% her face and 50% her breasts on every picture.

In the discription she says “no men just after one thing”

Come on love, you’ve got your chebs out and then tell lads not to be interested in them.

Perhaps if she showed a different part of her anatomy.......

 

[mexico1970]

Perhaps if she showed a different part of her anatomy.......

It's a dating site not a fucking kebab shop.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

We once found her car keys in the freezer and she once lost our hoover. Still never found the hoover

It's probably where she left it.

 

[mcfcblue20]

Having to do a full face scan to download free apps on iPhones , it’s free while do you need to verify with my face every single time

 

[KS55]

It's probably where she left it.

It’ll be in the last place you look.

 

[Grassland Blue]

Funnily enough, I spotted some hot cross buns for sale in Sainsbury's this morning.

And Christmas puddings ....

 

[give it to gordon]

Retired neighbours. Why cut the grass on a Sunday afternoon. You have all bloody week to do

 

[Bri1975]

Listening to other people telling you about their dreams and f**k offi if they try interpreting what they mean

 

[East Level 2]

Phone alerts tests from the government. I got mine at a minute after three, and another one a minute later, but the boss lady didn't receive her alert until 3:19.

 

[Blue Mist]

Phone alerts tests from the government. I got mine at a minute after three, and another one a minute later, but the boss lady didn't receive her alert until 3:19.

Surely that good news.
You get an 18 minute head start over her.

 

[mexico1970]

Phone alerts tests from the government. I got mine at a minute after three, and another one a minute later, but the boss lady didn't receive her alert until 3:19.

What gets me is where are we all going to run to?

Best to be oblivious before we are vapourised.