Stupid little things that bug you

[Magicpole]

Where did you pull this post from, 2011?!?? Good god I’m old

Snap.

 

[noseve]

My mate says….
On dating websites when the womens profile picture is 50% her face and 50% her breasts on every picture.

In the discription she says “no men just after one thing”

Come on love, you’ve got your chebs out and then tell lads not to be interested in them.

Tell 'your mate' to reassure her that you actually quite like both of them... :-)

 

[Magicpole]

When you're in the middle of squeezing one out and someone starts one of those bloody hot air hand dryers.
Very offputting!

Tell me about it. And I was the one barred from Annie's Salon for complaining when they started to blowdry old Mrs Goggins 8 hairs. . The world's gone mad.

 

[Magicpole]

Tell 'your mate' to reassure her that you actually quite like both of them... :-)

His 'mate' already knows.

 

[Grassland Blue]

My mate says….
On dating websites when the womens profile picture is 50% her face and 50% her breasts on every picture.

In the discription she says “no men just after one thing”

Come on love, you’ve got your chebs out and then tell lads not to be interested in them.

Perhaps if she showed a different part of her anatomy.......

 

[mexico1970]

Perhaps if she showed a different part of her anatomy.......

It's a dating site not a fucking kebab shop.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

We once found her car keys in the freezer and she once lost our hoover. Still never found the hoover

It's probably where she left it.

 

[mcfcblue20]

Having to do a full face scan to download free apps on iPhones , it’s free while do you need to verify with my face every single time

 

[KS55]

It's probably where she left it.

It’ll be in the last place you look.

 

[Grassland Blue]

Funnily enough, I spotted some hot cross buns for sale in Sainsbury's this morning.

And Christmas puddings ....

 

[give it to gordon]

Retired neighbours. Why cut the grass on a Sunday afternoon. You have all bloody week to do

 

[Bri1975]

Listening to other people telling you about their dreams and f**k offi if they try interpreting what they mean

 

[East Level 2]

Phone alerts tests from the government. I got mine at a minute after three, and another one a minute later, but the boss lady didn't receive her alert until 3:19.

 

[Blue Mist]

Phone alerts tests from the government. I got mine at a minute after three, and another one a minute later, but the boss lady didn't receive her alert until 3:19.

Surely that good news.
You get an 18 minute head start over her.

 

[mexico1970]

Phone alerts tests from the government. I got mine at a minute after three, and another one a minute later, but the boss lady didn't receive her alert until 3:19.

What gets me is where are we all going to run to?

Best to be oblivious before we are vapourised.

 

[noseve]

Bride grooms wearing trainers with their suit.
Somebody must have been the first to do it - surely a mate should have told them "go and change, you look really f*cking stupid!"

 

[Bill Walker]

This bloke just rang from the bank, he asked me to identify myself with my name, date of birth and full residential address, I said ....you must know who I am because you rang me.
Wtf!!

 

[Blue Mist]

This bloke just rang from the bank, he asked me to identify myself with my name, date of birth and full residential address, I said ....you must know who I am because you rang me.
Wtf!!

There are huge problems relating to fraud, especially with banks and they do stupid things like that.
It's as if they want criminals to make money out of customers

 

[noseve]

There are huge problems relating to fraud, especially with banks and they do stupid things like that.
It's as if they want criminals to make money out of customers

I'd had to chase a replacement debit card and received a call from somebody claiming to be the bank. To check that it was them, I purposely failed the password check, assuming that they'd just say 'er that doesn't match what I have, try again'.

Unfortunately, they said that their rules meant they had to terminate the call! On that occasion, they never did call back and I had to go into the bank. Ridiculous in this day and age.

Any of us could call somebody, ask for the 2nd and 4th letter of their password and just say 'thank you' and we'd be in.

The caller should be the one giving credentials to the receiver, surely?

I mean, it ain't rocket surgery, is it?

 

[noseve]

What gets me is where are we all going to run to?

Best to be oblivious before we are vapourised.

Maybe a panic shared is a panic halved?