Stupid little things that bug you

[Two Gun Bob]

Last year my 'Help the young ones write a Valentines card' got pulled so I didn't bother this year.

Apparently
1, 3, 5 ,7, 9 I want you to be mine
2, 4, 6, 8 until then i'll just masturbate

Isn't within the C of C.
Who knew

You cant do right for doing wrong, fair to say that it's a loveless forum ATM.

I'd have thought our programers and full stack developers could have made better use of their syntax and compilers, to incorperate a few romantic love hearts and kiss emojis here and there. They didnt even turn our bluemoon logos red?

 

[Tuearts right boot]

When I was watching the city, forest game my screen froze 3 times. Each time it came back on city had scored

It's almost like there's a sad lonely bloke in a dark room justifying his position.

 

[1961_vintage]

Last year my 'Help the young ones write a Valentines card' got pulled so I didn't bother this year.

Apparently
1, 3, 5 ,7, 9 I want you to be mine
2, 4, 6, 8 until then i'll just masturbate

Isn't within the C of C.
Who knew

Probably for your own safety. Otherwise the coppers will be round.

 

[doots]

Mrs doots watching lurve island "because you watched footy so it's my turn for telly now".
Christ on a bike it's torture tv,literally,obviously, literally,like obviously,like,literally,obviously,genuinely, literally.

 

[Tugay One Cup]

"Me thinks"

 

[Fiftyyearsandcounting]

It's almost like there's a sad lonely bloke in a dark room justifying his position.

When the stream does freeze, you're never quite sure if it will resume without intervention or if you need to log out and then log in again, my "rule" is 15 seconds.
Often times it comes back at the same break point, sometimes even earlier and sometimes live (having missed a goal).
I used to subscribe to Sky (via NOW-TV) and often sent in complaints about poor delivery, but it never improved.

 

[BrianW]

Getting stuck behind Dumb and Dumber in the supermarket queue.

Thick as fuck, counting out their pennies to give exact change - and, of course, paying separately. Then taking three or four times as long to pack as any normal person while wittering on about their nephews and nieces, as if the cashier or the queue was interested. Completely oblivious to the fact they were holding everyone up.

The really terrifying thing is, they have a vote.

 

[give it to gordon]

Road closed signs, they are breeding around here.
99.999999% of the time the road isn't shut.
I followed a division for a road which wasn't closed only to find the division had a road close sign when the road wasn't closed.



I'm going to the blue dot lol first road closed ..it wasn't. Sign has been there for days. Second sign about a mile away from the road closed (red line).

It's like this all over thanet road closed signs everywhere and the roads aren't closed

 

[normskih]

Mrs doots watching lurve island "because you watched footy so it's my turn for telly now".
Christ on a bike it's torture tv,literally,obviously, literally,like obviously,like,literally,obviously,genuinely, literally.

That’s how many young 20 year olds talk nowadays. “I literally like jumped off that nine storey building”. You literally didn’t jump off it did you? Or times when I have to travel with the great unwashed and I’m stood at a bus stop and I’m in Wythenshawe and the young lads are talking as if we’re in the middle of a 70’s Brooklyn ghetto. Yo bro?

 

[Blue Mist]

That’s how many young 20 year olds talk nowadays. “I literally like jumped off that nine storey building”. You literally didn’t jump off it did you? Or times when I have to travel with the great unwashed and I’m stood at a bus stop and I’m in Wythenshawe and the young lads are talking as if we’re in the middle of a 70’s Brooklyn ghetto. Yo bro?

Yo, watchoo dissin mi mandem fo girl, youse doin' mi edin blood. Al knock yo down b*tch an put a cap in your ed.
Fuck man. Laytoz, am out.

 

[dobingsdobber]

Yo, watchoo dissin mi mandem fo girl, youse doin' mi edin blood. Al knock yo down b*tch an put a cap in your ed.
Fuck man. Laytoz, am out.

Said Macbeth to Lady Macbeth.

 

[heslops barnet]

Getting stuck behind Dumb and Dumber in the supermarket queue.

Thick as fuck, counting out their pennies to give exact change - and, of course, paying separately. Then taking three or four times as long to pack as any normal person while wittering on about their nephews and nieces, as if the cashier or the queue was interested. Completely oblivious to the fact they were holding everyone up.

The really terrifying thing is, they have a vote.

Problem in my local supermarket is that the cashiers join in the conversation

 

[pee dubya]

People chatting away at a gig whilst the band are playing. Why you even there?

 

[DiscoSteve]

Yo, watchoo dissin mi mandem fo girl, youse doin' mi edin blood. Al knock yo down b*tch an put a cap in your ed.
Fuck man. Laytoz, am out.

this is the kind of sh*t pushed out by the BBC interlude guy these days, FFS what is wrong with some basic Kings English?

 

[lefty goldblatt]

Yo, watchoo dissin mi mandem fo girl, youse doin' mi edin blood. Al knock yo down b*tch an put a cap in your ed.
Fuck man. Laytoz, am out.

You were missing a  fam and you'd've had full AFTV Bingo......innit

 

[Barcon]

People chatting away at a gig whilst the band are playing. Why you even there?

I told two people to, "shut the fuck up" at the Peter Hook gig and I asked two people at the Dry cleaning gig if they would mind, "shutting the fuck up"?
I almost did it again a couple of weeks ago at the Frank Black gig.
I just used my , "shut the fuck up" eyes instead. I think this may be the way forward.

 

[Fiftyyearsandcounting]

How has the knee-slide has become the default celebration for goal scorers? Get a tap-in then race to the corner flag before risking injury (or VAR embarrassment).
Even young girls and boys at my local park are at it (wouldn't do it on the gravel pitches I used to play on!!).

Footnote: Apparently, Jairzinho is credited with pioneering the celebration in the 1970 World Cup final

 

[Tuearts right boot]

That ridiculous whistling ad that's on right now

 

[Barcon]

This fucking drum in the Dortmund - Sporting match.
Great atmosphere my bollocks.

 

[Double R]

When players wave their arms up to encourage the crowd to cheer. I know its always been a thing, but now it happens every other corner and throw in.