Stupid little things that bug you

"Me thinks"

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Tuearts right boot said:
It's almost like there's a sad lonely bloke in a dark room justifying his position.
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When the stream does freeze, you're never quite sure if it will resume without intervention or if you need to log out and then log in again, my "rule" is 15 seconds.
Often times it comes back at the same break point, sometimes even earlier and sometimes live (having missed a goal).
I used to subscribe to Sky (via NOW-TV) and often sent in complaints about poor delivery, but it never improved.
 
Getting stuck behind Dumb and Dumber in the supermarket queue.

Thick as fuck, counting out their pennies to give exact change - and, of course, paying separately. Then taking three or four times as long to pack as any normal person while wittering on about their nephews and nieces, as if the cashier or the queue was interested. Completely oblivious to the fact they were holding everyone up.

The really terrifying thing is, they have a vote.
 
Road closed signs, they are breeding around here.
99.999999% of the time the road isn't shut.
I followed a division for a road which wasn't closed only to find the division had a road close sign when the road wasn't closed.

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I'm going to the blue dot lol first road closed ..it wasn't. Sign has been there for days. Second sign about a mile away from the road closed (red line).

It's like this all over thanet road closed signs everywhere and the roads aren't closed
 
doots said:
Mrs doots watching lurve island "because you watched footy so it's my turn for telly now".
Christ on a bike it's torture tv,literally,obviously, literally,like obviously,like,literally,obviously,genuinely, literally.
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That’s how many young 20 year olds talk nowadays. “I literally like jumped off that nine storey building”. You literally didn’t jump off it did you? Or times when I have to travel with the great unwashed and I’m stood at a bus stop and I’m in Wythenshawe and the young lads are talking as if we’re in the middle of a 70’s Brooklyn ghetto. Yo bro?
 
normskih said:
That’s how many young 20 year olds talk nowadays. “I literally like jumped off that nine storey building”. You literally didn’t jump off it did you? Or times when I have to travel with the great unwashed and I’m stood at a bus stop and I’m in Wythenshawe and the young lads are talking as if we’re in the middle of a 70’s Brooklyn ghetto. Yo bro?
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Yo, watchoo dissin mi mandem fo girl, youse doin' mi edin blood. Al knock yo down b*tch an put a cap in your ed.
Fuck man. Laytoz, am out.
 
BrianW said:
Getting stuck behind Dumb and Dumber in the supermarket queue.

Thick as fuck, counting out their pennies to give exact change - and, of course, paying separately. Then taking three or four times as long to pack as any normal person while wittering on about their nephews and nieces, as if the cashier or the queue was interested. Completely oblivious to the fact they were holding everyone up.

The really terrifying thing is, they have a vote.
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Problem in my local supermarket is that the cashiers join in the conversation
 
Blue Mist said:
Yo, watchoo dissin mi mandem fo girl, youse doin' mi edin blood. Al knock yo down b*tch an put a cap in your ed.
Fuck man. Laytoz, am out.
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this is the kind of sh*t pushed out by the BBC interlude guy these days, FFS what is wrong with some basic Kings English?
 
pee dubya said:
People chatting away at a gig whilst the band are playing. Why you even there?
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I told two people to, "shut the fuck up" at the Peter Hook gig and I asked two people at the Dry cleaning gig if they would mind, "shutting the fuck up"?
I almost did it again a couple of weeks ago at the Frank Black gig.
I just used my , "shut the fuck up" eyes instead. I think this may be the way forward.
 
How has the knee-slide has become the default celebration for goal scorers? Get a tap-in then race to the corner flag before risking injury (or VAR embarrassment).
Even young girls and boys at my local park are at it (wouldn't do it on the gravel pitches I used to play on!!).

Footnote: Apparently, Jairzinho is credited with pioneering the celebration in the 1970 World Cup final
 
give it to gordon said:
Road closed signs, they are breeding around here.
99.999999% of the time the road isn't shut.
I followed a division for a road which wasn't closed only to find the division had a road close sign when the road wasn't closed.

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I'm going to the blue dot lol first road closed ..it wasn't. Sign has been there for days. Second sign about a mile away from the road closed (red line).

It's like this all over thanet road closed signs everywhere and the roads aren't closed
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Lots of roadwork crews leave the diversion signs up 24/7 even though the roads are only closed overnight.
 
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