Totally sideways thinking but as I read your post I immediately thought of those brilliant adverts for Hamlet cigars. The combover bloke trying to get a photo in one of those booths is one.Where I live now it has all the hallmarks of a village. A green, a hall, a church , a school, a pub, a WI, an annual fete etc. I have just read it’s a parish made up of 7 hamlets and I happen to live in one of them. Village my arse, a Hamlet sounds much posher.