Stupid little things that bug you

[KS55]

People who step on to a crossing without pressing the button and then complain about being run over.

 

[Grassland Blue]

Parents who call their offspring "Mate".
There is no way that a child, say 20 years your junior, should be referred to as "mate".

 

[J.G.Blue.]

The exact centre of our postcode is in the middle of a field about quarter of a mile from any houses. If we win the postcode lottery, they're going to have to search around to deliver my big cheque.

'What 3 words' is accurate to the front door.

Is it Flippin/Old/Codger by any chance? :-)

 

[lefty goldblatt]

People who step on to a crossing without pressing the button and then complain about being run over.

At least they're using it, though.
The amount of people who cross 20 yards away from one, especially the elderly or infirm. Fuckwits.

 

[Lavinda Past]

Is it Flippin/Old/Codger by any chance? :-)

It would definitely be something like that if they'd let me choose the three words myself...

:-)

 

[Bill Walker]

People who step on to a crossing without pressing the button and then complain about being run over.

You mean like on Abbey road?

 

[bennyboy]

Bagpipes especially on their own.Awful noise.

 

[Dial M 4 Mercer]

Bagpipes especially on their own.Awful noise.

Only one thing worse-More Bagpipes.

 

[J.G.Blue.]

Bagpipes especially on their own.Awful noise.

If you have noticed people who play the bagpipes are usually walking, I think I have worked out they are just trying to get away from the noise :-)

 

[citizen_maine]

Bagpipes especially on their own.Awful noise.

Bagpipes on their own are ok. It's when someone picks them up and starts blawin...

 

[noseve]

So called 'strikers' who couldn't trap a bag of cement, but are probably treated like royalty wherever they go, despite only scoring 7 or 8 goals per season.

They particularly wind me up when, after doing nothing all game, they achieve something that only they think is impressive and immediately try to whip the crowd up to feed their ego.

Shouldn't annoy me so much, but it does :-l

 

[Bri1975]

Being invited to weddings , I hate them
Such a bloody expense and inconvenience
One upcoming i cant avoid is on a Friday, self employed and will lose a days pay

 

[Uncle Wally One Ball]

Being invited to weddings , I hate them
Such a bloody expense and inconvenience
One upcoming i cant avoid is on a Friday, self employed and will lose a days pay

Ready made reason not to go, its not even an excuse and certainly not a bullshit one. 'Im working, In self employed Ive got a job on and I cant come, enjoy hope all goes well'

 

[Bournemouth Blue]

Andrex isn’t as strong as it was, I hate the brown finger thing

 

[KS55]

When I finish a box of my meds, the box goes in the recycling bin, but the plastic inner goes in the general rubbish. A lot of meds are taken by FOCs like myself and we are easily confused. Any chance of recyclable plastic from drug cos?

 

[Protein Junkie]

Being invited to weddings , I hate them
Such a bloody expense and inconvenience
One upcoming i cant avoid is on a Friday, self employed and will lose a days pay

On the flip side.
When people tell you they will definitely attend the wedding and don’t turn up.
They don’t realise or don’t care you have paid good money for their food etc.

 

[Cellarite]

People who step on to a crossing without pressing the button and then complain about being run over.

Motorists who are clearly going too fast because they've got to the crossing that a pedestrian was confident was clear.

 

[elbearos]

Virtual assistants who dont assist

 

[Bill Walker]

Virtual assistants who dont assist

They virtually assist.

 

[Bill Walker]

Richard Madeley's hair.