Stupid little things that bug you

[give it to gordon]

Why dont hearing aid adverts have sub titles ?

 

[Kinkladze 1]

Has he moved away from “I fink”

I can’t stand how he says the word world. “Yeah I’m looking forward to next year’s wewd cup”.

 

[Lavinda Past]

Why dont hearing aid adverts have sub titles ?

Pardon?

 

[TinFoilHat]

Scousers.

 

[Gorton_Tubster]

Constant replays, cut shots to managers bench, focusing on someone in the crowd, long shots on the subs bench, more replays. Showing famous (usually utd person) people in the crowd, replays from every angle - because they want to show off their 14 cameras....

Just point a camera at the pitch and let us watch the game, not the drama. I want football just football, like at the ground.

 

[give it to gordon]

Twats that park like this

 

[Citizen of Legoland]

Twats that park like this

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End pavement parking in England

We should all be able to walk on pavements without worrying about vehicles blocking our way.

www.livingstreets.org.uk

I think they should allow pedestrians to scrape past cars parked like this. They wouldn’t be insured either I hope.

 

[give it to gordon]

End pavement parking in England

We should all be able to walk on pavements without worrying about vehicles blocking our way.

www.livingstreets.org.uk

I think they should allow pedestrians to scrape past cars parked like this. They wouldn’t be insured either I hope.

When my lad was little I was pushing his pram along the pavement when I came to a car parked like this. I left a long scratch down the side of the car as I squeeze through. I wasn't prepared to risk my lad getting hit by walking into a busy road.

 

[give it to gordon]

End pavement parking in England

We should all be able to walk on pavements without worrying about vehicles blocking our way.

www.livingstreets.org.uk

I think they should allow pedestrians to scrape past cars parked like this. They wouldn’t be insured either I hope.

This happened last week just round the corner lol.
Mobility scooter got jammed between the car and the wall !

 

[mexico1970]

This happened last week just round the corner lol.
Mobility scooter got jammed between the car and the wall !

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Some **** parked a flatbed truck on a corner near where I live and took up the whole pavement, at the time I saw it a woman was pushing a buggy onto the road to get past the truck.

I don't normally do this but knocked on the door and asked if the truck was his which he replied yes, I told him he was a cheeky bastard and needs to move it, he ummed and ahhed but moved it eventually with an ear bashing that the pavement isn't his and people had to walk around it on a corner to get past.

 

[Citizen of Legoland]

When my lad was little I was pushing his pram along the pavement when I came to a car parked like this. I left a long scratch down the side of the car as I squeeze through. I wasn't prepared to risk my lad getting hit by walking into a busy road.

I’ve accidentally knocked a few wing mirrors out of position in the past but they’re a lot harder to do these days.





Err, I would imagine.

 

[noseve]

Constant replays, cut shots to managers bench, focusing on someone in the crowd, long shots on the subs bench, more replays. Showing famous (usually utd person) people in the crowd, replays from every angle - because they want to show off their 14 cameras....

Just point a camera at the pitch and let us watch the game, not the drama. I want football just football, like at the ground.

This could be a thread in itself.

The half-time interviews are the fucking worst of the lot.

 

[noseve]

Pardon?

You deaf, or something? He asked why earring case adverts don't have sub-titles

 

[noseve]

This happened last week just round the corner lol.
Mobility scooter got jammed between the car and the wall !

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Hope the prat leaves it in gear - that's some serious-looking slope

 

[Fiftyyearsandcounting]

Perhaps there is a contractual obligation but what's the point, at the end of a film, to roll the credits in a tiny font and scroll them with Usain Bolt pedalling the machine.

 

[Fiftyyearsandcounting]

Twats that park like this

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Restricted parking applies to both sides of double yellow lines. Even if local byelaws allow pavement parking, this driver is parking illegally.

 

[Lavinda Past]

You deaf, or something? He asked why earring case adverts don't have sub-titles

Nearly five past one.

 

[Lavinda Past]

Perhaps there is a contractual obligation but what's the point, at the end of a film, to roll the credits in a tiny font and scroll them with Usain Bolt pedalling the machine.

I used to tell my kids that my name was on there, and to look out for it.

I expect to end my days in a very cheap care home.

 

[noseve]

Perhaps there is a contractual obligation but what's the point, at the end of a film, to roll the credits in a tiny font and scroll them with Usain Bolt pedalling the machine.

I think it was a technique originally used in porn films to scare people into thinking that their eyesight had deteriorated during the previous 90 minutes, perhaps?

 

[noseve]

commentators' meaningless whitterings:

Let me tell you (please, go ahead - that's sort of why you're sitting there)

In no way, shape or form (presumably for those who have always struggled with the meaning of the expression 'in no way')

At this moment in time (as opposed to a moment in what else?)

One hundred percent (when they mean 'yes')

I'm sorry, but... (why are you apologising?)


At least they don't yet use 'a better version of himself' - I heard a scouser (not that I'm a basher of all things Liverpool (not while there's a chance I'll get my hubcaps back, anyway :-) )) on the radio after Klopp left, talking about all the things he'd achieved for the club.
This utter git must have used the expression 'he helped the players to be better versions of themselves...' 7 or 8 times in a 2-minute clip. I was screaming at the radio in best FOC fashion and nearly went right up the back of a truck. Maybe he'd placed a spread bet. Git.