Stupid little things that bug you

[doots]

I thought cunts saying "can i get" when ordering food/drink was plebby enough but even more puke inducing now i've heard them say "can i do"
fuck off

 

[SamTheGuru]

We seem to have gone to an era where big TV series take 2 years to release the next season. It is very hard to maintain focus or even care over that period of time.

 

[Dial M 4 Mercer]

Being on holiday anywhere in the vicinity of American tourists.

 

[Uncle Wally One Ball]

And blokes who wear shorts and body warmers. You're either hot or you're cold. Make your mind up!

Not having that. Shorts are great. Skin dries quicker than fabric and nothing worse than having wet jeans or whatever on. Keep the top half warm the botttom half is fine. Im an all year round shorts wanker

 

[Donmcfc]

Being on holiday anywhere in the vicinity of American tourists.

Being on a planet anywhere in the vicinity of Americans.

 

[Donmcfc]

Bluemoon is social media or are you being ironic?

At times it's antisocial media.

 

[FLManc]

I love my City bodywarmer !

Does she have sleeves?

 

[idahoblues]

It’s becoming bigger all the time ….but men who use ‘Axe’ or any of these obnoxious smelling body/hair washes, Just fucking stop….it’s awful

 

[Blue Mist]

It’s becoming bigger all the time ….but men who use ‘Axe’ or any of these obnoxious smelling body/hair washes, Just fucking stop….it’s awful

I agree.
If you're going to use anything, use nature's own, moose piss.

 

[idahoblues]

I agree.
If you're going to use anything, use nature's own, moose piss.

I’m more of an ‘elk’ man

 

[lefty goldblatt]

These moose/elk puns are gnu bug me

 

[Blue Mist]

These moose/elk puns are gnu bug me

In Idaho they tried using Virgins Sweat.
Unfortunately taking bodily fluids from anyone under 13 is illegal in that state.




Unless it's your cousin and then, well, I'll say no more.

 

[idahoblues]

In Idaho they tried using Virgins Sweat.
Unfortunately taking bodily fluids from anyone under 13 is illegal in that state.




Unless it's your cousin and then, we'll, I'll say no more.

Might have to go for a lower age group

 

[Blue Mist]

Might have to go for a lower age group

It's got that bad I nearly didn't post that, lest I upset someone for something or other.
I'm glad you're as bad as me :-)

 

[idahoblues]

It's got that bad I nearly didn't post that, lest I upset someone for something or other.
I'm glad you're as bad as me :-)

I could get way worse than that

 

[KS55]

The world is coming to an end: elk piss is a topic on BM or have I gone mad?
If you distill cow piss, you may find gold.

Cows Pee Gold!

This article explains how scientists have proven that cow urine contains gold.

www.peakscientific.com

 

[Man-chester copperpot]

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Thought i’d just catch up with the days news on the M.E.N website.

They are taking the fucking piss

 

[mexico1970]

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Thought i’d just catch up with the days news on the M.E.N website.

They are taking the fucking piss

Nobody wants a cock-box thrust in their face as they are starting their earl grey and their toasted tea cake.

 

[lunebleu]

Vernon Kay

 

[blue b4 the moon]

Just finished painting my new kitchen.

If I say so myself, did a great job on the walls a couple of days ago. Today I put some tape on them from B & Q while I did the gloss on the door frames and skirts.

Fucking tape brought off some of the wall paint.