Stupid little things that bug you

.db. said:
Why British News channels think we need to know the goings on in America on a daily basis.

Today’s useless US information is who new mayor of New York is. Who gives a shit? This ‘news’ means absolutely nothing to us and he’s a complete nobody to us in Britain, stop telling us about inane shit like this.

Similarly, on British quiz shows, there seems to be a weekly question about US states, US state capitals, US presidents or Vice Presidents, or some other shite about the USA.

Sling it!
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Agree with everything you say

You forgot to mention that every war film shows them winning the war and saving the world.
 
give it to gordon said:
Agree with everything you say

You forgot to mention that every war film shows them winning the war and saving the world.
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Cunts on the bus who press the bell multiple times when they want to get off. One person needs to push it once; that's quite sufficient.

On a crowded bus going home last night, some idiot pushed the bell five times for one stop, and I lost count of the times it was pressed three or four times.

If I were a bus driver, I'd be tempted to park up and fuck off, as listening to that all day would get right on my tits.
 
idahoblues said:
Everyone is so reliant on phones these days, I have a great app on my phone called ‘On X’
Highly recommend but when I’m out in the woods I keep it for backup only, like to use a compass more
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Idaho I picture you looking like a mountain man. Chopping down trees with a spoon. Two pet cougars, and a wife who can skin a beaver whilst making you grits.

Don't tell me you're in sales ffs.
 
BrianW said:
Cunts on the bus who press the bell multiple times when they want to get off. One person needs to push it once; that's quite sufficient.

On a crowded bus going home last night, some idiot pushed the bell five times for one stop, and I lost count of the times it was pressed three or four times.

If I were a bus driver, I'd be tempted to park up and fuck off, as listening to that all day would get right on my tits.
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If I was a bus driver it'd be the front chair entitlement fights that's piss me off.
 
TV adverts that don’t say the price in full eg Curry’s only 399 etc as if it’s not important,trying to minimise the real cost somehow..
 
What does this mean cos I’m a foc , You have insufficient privileges to reply here. That’s on the series forum. Thanks
 
I was at Stalybridge tip yesterday. There's 20 bays for different things. Does the person at the front of the queue go to the first available bay? Does he fuck. He waits for a spot right outside the exact bay he wants while the bays 11-20 are empty and there's a queue of cars waiting behind him.

"Where shall I put this cardboard mate?"
How about that great big fucking skip that's full of cardboard. With a great big sign at the front saying cardboard
 
Property programmes were they describe white painted walls in rooms with windows as ‘light and airy’.

‘Airy’? What’s ‘airy’ about white paint and light coming in?

Fucking, ‘airy’.
 
staffsblue said:
I'm just back from London after nipping down for a lido swim, and the phone zombies have completely taken over the place.
Firstly, I walked from Euston station to Euston Square Underground, and had to duck and dive between everyone trudging along Euston Road being hypnotised by their screens.
I travelled on 2 Underground and 2 Overground trains...
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Wombling free?
 
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