Stupid little things that bug you

[Grassland Blue]

Engine management light coming on , scan for codes, spend £115 on replacement part , engine management light disappearing day after spending £115 on parts

It's usually the sensor contact which needs resetting. A simple and inexpensive (even free) job.
I have driven many different makes/models and mostly this has been the case.
£115 indeed!

 

[give it to gordon]

Why British News channels think we need to know the goings on in America on a daily basis.

Today’s useless US information is who new mayor of New York is. Who gives a shit? This ‘news’ means absolutely nothing to us and he’s a complete nobody to us in Britain, stop telling us about inane shit like this.

Similarly, on British quiz shows, there seems to be a weekly question about US states, US state capitals, US presidents or Vice Presidents, or some other shite about the USA.

Sling it!

Agree with everything you say

You forgot to mention that every war film shows them winning the war and saving the world.

 

[citizen_maine]

Any man that doesn't know which way he is facing at all times is very much in touch with "his" feminine side.

I'm usually facing forwards

 

[mexico1970]

Agree with everything you say

You forgot to mention that every war film shows them winning the war and saving the world.

 

[BrianW]

Cunts on the bus who press the bell multiple times when they want to get off. One person needs to push it once; that's quite sufficient.

On a crowded bus going home last night, some idiot pushed the bell five times for one stop, and I lost count of the times it was pressed three or four times.

If I were a bus driver, I'd be tempted to park up and fuck off, as listening to that all day would get right on my tits.

 

[Magicpole]

Everyone is so reliant on phones these days, I have a great app on my phone called ‘On X’
Highly recommend but when I’m out in the woods I keep it for backup only, like to use a compass more

Idaho I picture you looking like a mountain man. Chopping down trees with a spoon. Two pet cougars, and a wife who can skin a beaver whilst making you grits.

Don't tell me you're in sales ffs.

 

[Magicpole]

I'm usually facing forwards

A receiver? Interesting admission. Well done you.

 

[Marklr]

The 21st century. It's crap.

 

[Barcon]

Car painter

 

[BlueMoonday]

Morons who walk slow whilst on their phones. Gormless

 

[mexico1970]

Cunts on the bus who press the bell multiple times when they want to get off. One person needs to push it once; that's quite sufficient.

On a crowded bus going home last night, some idiot pushed the bell five times for one stop, and I lost count of the times it was pressed three or four times.

If I were a bus driver, I'd be tempted to park up and fuck off, as listening to that all day would get right on my tits.

If I was a bus driver it'd be the front chair entitlement fights that's piss me off.

 

[lefty goldblatt]

The person in charge of the crowd microphones, when the crowd are singing Kier Starmer's a wanker

 

[WEMBLEY76]

TV adverts that don’t say the price in full eg Curry’s only 399 etc as if it’s not important,trying to minimise the real cost somehow..

 

[Grassland Blue]

Morons who walk slow whilst on their phones. Gormless

It's the ones who aimlessly pace about who get on my tits. Are they going to lurch l/r stop dead, do an about turn?
Who knows?

 

[.db.]

Thread titles that have the words ‘…right now’ at the end.

 

[.db.]

TV adverts that don’t say the price in full eg Curry’s only 399 etc as if it’s not important,trying to minimise the real cost somehow..

Why, how much was it?

 

[city2]

What does this mean cos I’m a foc , You have insufficient privileges to reply here. That’s on the series forum. Thanks

 

[WEMBLEY76]

Why, how much was it?

What I meant to say without the £ sign,minimising the currency as if it’s irrelevant although obvious it’s sterling.

 

[oldhamblue]

I was at Stalybridge tip yesterday. There's 20 bays for different things. Does the person at the front of the queue go to the first available bay? Does he fuck. He waits for a spot right outside the exact bay he wants while the bays 11-20 are empty and there's a queue of cars waiting behind him.

"Where shall I put this cardboard mate?"
How about that great big fucking skip that's full of cardboard. With a great big sign at the front saying cardboard

 

[.db.]

Property programmes were they describe white painted walls in rooms with windows as ‘light and airy’.

‘Airy’? What’s ‘airy’ about white paint and light coming in?

Fucking, ‘airy’.