United Thread - 2022/23

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mat said:
The day GPC goes to meet his maker Sky Sports will make the queen's death look like a paupers funeral.

His cadaver will be laid in state at the rags megastore where premium members can pay £150 to file past the coffin covered in a Man U badge with a giant Adidas logo above it. Whilst all the club sponsors have advertising boards acting like a fence to protect the whiskey sodden corpse from being sullied by an over emotional Singaporean.
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£150 to spit at the ****? Cheap as chips, Alphies lad paid it twice yesterday.
 
mat said:
The day GPC goes to meet his maker Sky Sports will make the queen's death look like a paupers funeral.

His cadaver will be laid in state at the rags megastore where premium members can pay £150 to file past the coffin covered in a Man U badge with a giant Adidas logo above it. Whilst all the club sponsors have advertising boards acting like a fence to protect the whiskey sodden corpse from being sullied by an over emotional Singaporean.
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Jelly & Ice cream at my house.
 
mat said:
The day GPC goes to meet his maker Sky Sports will make the queen's death look like a paupers funeral.

His cadaver will be laid in state at the rags megastore where premium members can pay £150 to file past the coffin covered in a Man U badge with a giant Adidas logo above it. Whilst all the club sponsors have advertising boards acting like a fence to protect the whiskey sodden corpse from being sullied by an over emotional Singaporean.
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Will Philip Schofield have to queue still?
 
City_Sean said:
Erik ten Hag is a coward of a manager. He abandoned his principles after two games and resorted to playing tactics similar to Solskjaer. He's now thrown his players under the boss when he completely exposed them with his team selection.

He has to be very careful with how he publicly speaks about his players. They're a volatile and toxic dressing room. They won't stand for him basically calling them shit every time they lose.
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Compare that to what Pep said on MOTD about City's dressing room. ''we have no ego's they're all mates''. :)
 
Crooked_rain said:
has nobody told them that they have spent more money than anybody else including us in the last 10 years?

Backwards lot

Van Persie is the last excellent signing they made, that was 10 years ago.

It seems their fans have since confused making bad signings with not getting backed.
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The rough figures are one and a half billion on the team and a similar amount to the Glazers. The Rag Muppets want all three billion for the team.
But they criticise buying success.
 
GAZZA said:
Erikson used to disappear against us when we played Spurs and he was at the top of his game. He is/was a good player but not a great player.
Malacia - maybe.
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I think I remember a stat being bandied about that in about 16 games against City, Eriksen has scored or assisted 10 goals. I'd say that's pretty decent.
 
blue b4 the moon said:
Manchester United manager Erik ten Hag has told the club's hierarchy not to offer any players new contracts until he works out who deserves them. (Telegraph)

So the last one out turn the lights off it is then.
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Oh no.
It looks like it will be the end of Phil ‘the next Duncan Edwards’ Jones, after the season finishes.
He’s outlasted his transfer opponent Aguero, so kudos to him, that’s a victory right there.
 
mat said:
The day GPC goes to meet his maker Sky Sports will make the queen's death look like a paupers funeral.

His cadaver will be laid in state at the rags megastore where premium members can pay £150 to file past the coffin covered in a Man U badge with a giant Adidas logo above it. Whilst all the club sponsors have advertising boards acting like a fence to protect the whiskey sodden corpse from being sullied by an over emotional Singaporean.
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I'm not sure he hasn't died already, I think they may be wheeling him out like weekend at Bernie's
 

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JASR said:
Oh no.
It looks like it will be the end of Phil ‘the next Duncan Edwards’ Jones, after the season finishes.
He’s outlasted his transfer opponent Aguero, so kudos to him, that’s a victory right there.
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It’s absolutely astounding that he got a new contract when he did. Sometimes I check Wikipedia just to see if it’s true and I didn’t imagine it and that he is still there.

It’s baffling that somewhere along the process of him negotiating a new contract that someone in a position of power didn’t stand up and say “nobody else has brought it up, so I will, why are we giving Phil Jones a new contract?” And put a stop to it.
 
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