United Thread - 2022/23

[law74]

Go on then, I’ll say it.

Who the fuck is Alice?

My nextdoor neighbour for the past 24 years I think

 

[Vienna_70]

My nextdoor neighbour for the past 24 years I think

Is she leaving?

You’ll have to get used to not living next door to her, then won’t you?

 

[Blue Floyd]

My nextdoor neighbour for the past 24 years I think

Go out and piss on her washing

edit: Tomorrow

 

[sheepskin_tearaway]

United fans have already come up with what they believe is a fair punishment if Henderson did in fact racially abuse Gabriel.

To be fair, for a rag, that’s actually not completely unamusing.

 

[Barcon]

To be fair, for a rag, that’s actually not completely unamusing.

I find most of them to be highly amusing.

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

think alice needs a good talking to or something...

Are you offering?

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

Do they win any game by more than one goal?

They won the 2nd half of the derby......

 

[Vienna_70]

They won the 2nd half of the derby......

By one goal!

 

[Gray]

According to Alice he is world.class.....

Pity the poor sod that ends up living with her.

 

[yeah whatever !!]

think alice needs a good talking to or something...

Many have tried but they simply cant get a word in edgeways.

 

[shemnel]

According to Alice he is world.class.....

is she on a ward?

 

[Johnny Mars Bar]

According to Alice he is world.class.....

It looks like she is quite literally living in a mental hospital.

 

[Johnny Mars Bar]

is she on a ward?

Haha I just said the same thing. Looks like it doesn’t it.

 

[Musselburgh Blue]

It's becoming one of the most predictable events on the back of any United victory. They win a football match and they are "back" and get extremely giddy about their future prospects.

Ronaldo's 700th goal sums it all up, nostalgia and living in the past. He's been horrendous and just last week it was being reported that he's been bemused with ten Hag's tactics and training methods - now all is rosy in the garden again. It's given them the perfect opportunity to talk up how amazing he's been and reminisce on years gone bye. Obviously talking up Haaland has upset some of them, so they need to squeeze in yernited feel good stories.

They have Newcastle and Spurs at home next... I'm sure points will be dropped in due course.

 

[aguero93:20]

They have Newcastle and Spurs at home next... I'm sure points will be dropped in due course.

I really do fucking hate Spurs so 1 point for them from those two games will do.

 

[Musselburgh Blue]

I really do fucking hate Spurs so 1 point for them from those two games will do.

I actually think I hate all clubs bar City mate so appreciate where you are coming from! They've all had something to say about our takeover and success, bitching, snitching etc. I've a special spot for United and Liverpool though - self entitled bunch of arseholes across both clubs due to this "history" pish they go on about...

 

[dobingsdobber]

Is she leaving?

You’ll have to get used to not living next door to her, then won’t you?

I heard from her mother that Sylvia is going as well,marrying some bloke down Galveston way apparently.

 

[Grassland Blue]

I heard from her mother that Sylvia is going as well,marrying some bloke down Galveston way apparently.

Did her mother say that?

 

[Kinkybyname]

 

[Grassland Blue]

Kick 'em when they're down.
Grind them into the dirt.
SCUM!