United Thread - 2022/23

[Grassland Blue]

Strange things happing at the swamp
Sancho and the media silence now sir fish fingers getting dropped.
Long may it continue CTID

So, is there something fishy going on?

 

[The Future’s Blue!]

Wouldnt that be made public ? In others sports a failed drugs test would be made public. I dont think its drugs but it is odd that he seems to have disappeared.

We’ve seen from previous incidents where they are hushed up to protect the brand and player value. Wasn’t it Pulis who outed one?

 

[Elbow beards]

He‘ll stink up whatever dressing room he inhabits.

Even Curson Ashton told him to fuck off.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Even Curson Ashton told him to fuck off.

How about Curzon Ashton? ;-)

 

[Elbow beards]

How about Curzon Ashton? ;-)

Curson Ashton are a little known Sunday league team from the Galapagos Islands ;)

 

[give it to gordon]

We’ve seen from previous incidents where they are hushed up to protect the brand and player value. Wasn’t it Pulis who outed one?

The rags didnt manage to keep Ferdinand quiet ! Climbing thought the bog window to get away, turning his mobile phone off, and completely forgetting the drug test !

Didnt work out bad for that drugs cheat, made captain and now works in the press/media.

 

[denislawsbackheel]

Wouldnt that be made public ? In others sports a failed drugs test would be made public. I dont think its drugs but it is odd that he seems to have disappeared.

I was very suspicious of Pogba’s prolonged absence at the club too.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Curson Ashton are a little known Sunday league team from Galapagos Islands ;)

I hear their style of football has evolved a lot in recent years…

 

[give it to gordon]

I was very suspicious of Pogba’s prolonged absence at the club too.

Has pogba retired now haven't heard a thing about since he left the rags

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

The rags didnt manage to keep Ferdinand quiet ! Climbing thought the bog window to get away, turning his mobile phone off, and completely forgetting the drug test !

Didnt work out bad for that drugs cheat, made captain and now works in the press/media.

I think it’s less than likely he was a drugs cheat. Far more likely he’d been on the gear the previous weekend.

 

[Elbow beards]

I hear their style of football has evolved a lot in recent years…

Wa, wa, waaa. I hope you're not hear all week! :)

 

[Semper aggressus]

I don’t know about Rashford himself, but his sister lives near us and there‘s often a smell of weed emanating from their house. It’s really incongruous as everyone else is a cheese & wine kind of family, but they and their hangers on lower the tone.

Rashford drives like a prick on a development with lots of kids and pets around, so much for caring about society. Yesterday there were a few people about his age visiting that house in Lamborghini SUVs etc, so could well have been a drug party he was involved in. Or it may be something totally innocent, I’ve no evidence.

 

[Indaparkside]

SCUM

 

[Mazzarelli's Swiss Cheese]

I don’t know about Rashford himself, but his sister lives near us and there‘s often a smell of weed emanating from their house. It’s really incongruous as everyone else is a cheese & wine kind of family, but they and their hangers on lower the tone.

Rashford drives like a prick on a development with lots of kids and pets around, so much for caring about society. Yesterday there were a few people about his age visiting that house in Lamborghini SUVs etc, so could well have been a drug party he was involved in. Or it may be something totally innocent, I’ve no evidence.

I think you will find that the standard of proof required for a conviction in the BM kangaroo court is fairly low so we're all good.

 

[Grassland Blue]

The rags didnt manage to keep Ferdinand quiet ! Climbing thought the bog window to get away, turning his mobile phone off, and completely forgetting the drug test !

Didnt work out bad for that drugs cheat, made captain and now works in the press/media.

What else would you do with a hooter like his tbf?

 

[dario2739]

The rags didnt manage to keep Ferdinand quiet ! Climbing thought the bog window to get away, turning his mobile phone off, and completely forgetting the drug test !

Didnt work out bad for that drugs cheat, made captain and now works in the press/media.

True - but the media did their best for their darlings to sweep it under the carpet as quickly as possible!

 

[Blackley_Blue]

Funnily enough, I heard a rag/drugs "conspiracy theory" the other day that I hadn't heard before...

Something along the lines of Carlos Queiroz, when in charge of Portugal, got wind that the Anti Doping agency were about to arrive at a Portugal camp and he knew Nani had been on PEDs, so sent Nani home from camp out the back door.

That saved him from a 12-18 month ban and the rags losing him for that period of time ... Next news, Bebe rocks up at Old Toilet for £8mil, despite the fact nobody had ever heard of him (including Whiskey Nose) - and Bebe had just signed with Jorge Mendes who just so happened to be Queiroz's agent, earning him a nice butty.

All allegedly of course!

 

[JRockBlues]

Rashford dropped today due to disaplinary issue !!!! Wonder how the saintly one has transgressed

Late for a meeting apparantly.

 

[Deepest Blue]

Is There no stopping St Marcus?
Erling who?

 

[bluemonkey71]

Is There no stopping St Marcus?
Erling who?

They are absolute shit. Wolves making them look like Brazil 1970