Worst pain you've experienced

[lazerblue]

I mentioned it earlier in the thread, Several times with me and admitted too Stepping Hill with them. The Morphine only took the edge off the pain.

i was in stepping hill with my second and third ones, some kind of tool inserted down japs eye, through the bladder and ito the tube from the kidney to break the stone up, the next 24hrs were the longest of my life as the fragments were pissed out

 

[The blue phantom]

i was in stepping hill with my second and third ones, some kind of tool inserted down japs eye, through the bladder and ito the tube from the kidney to break the stone up, the next 24hrs were the longest of my life as the fragments were pissed out

It's amazing how something so small can cause that much pain.

 

[Half Time Draw]

I believe my ileostomy can be reversed. Hopeful to have some news in the next few months but, when the op and stoma bag saved my life, then it’s a small price to pay.

Hope so pal. Yes your right wouldn’t have turned it down should it have been needed. So thankful for the NHS and we shouldn’t take it for granted as many do. Hope all goes well for you.

 

[BlueMoonAcrossThePond]

Two things:

When I was 25 or so, I had a tooth abscess. Horrible fucking pain. Couldn't sleep. Went to the dentist early the next morning. After draining and cutting the abscess out the dentist showed me the tissue she removed - roughly the size of the tip of your pinky.

Slightly less painful - getting drunk in college and failing to remove my hard contact lenses prior to going to sleep. Holy shit!

 

[Deleted member 77198]

Yeah, Bush vipers are right bastards.

They look amazing though

 

[MCFC Wirral]

Hope so pal. Yes your right wouldn’t have turned it down should it have been needed. So thankful for the NHS and we shouldn’t take it for granted as many do. Hope all goes well for you.

Thank you. It was my third trip to hospital before I found out it was something very serious.

I used to wonder how people could be so brave when diagnosed but you just have to accept it.

 

[BlueTG]

Dry socket followed by infection in both sides when I had my lower wisdom teeth extracted.

Sat up delirious, wailing for two days between the diazepam and tramadol.

 

[daveoswald]

Sprained ankle ruptured ligaments, Appendicitis, number one a whack in the nuts that does fucking hurt.

 

[roach3]

Without a doubt kidney stones
Been in hospital 7 times over the years with these fuckers.
First time I had them I was fishing with my late mate at cudmore in Staffordshire.
Of course back then I had no idea what the pain was and told him I’m gonna get in the car and have a kip see if I can sleep it off.
No chance and don’t remember much after that as me mate packed all the gear up and drove me to salford royal fucking 60 miles!

They gave you proper morphine back then for instant relief.
Last few times they are reluctant to give you the strong stuff probably cost cutting
Shoving some kind of mild morphine anal torpedo up my crack, hardly worked.
I worked out that by screaming loudly and embarrassingly although I didn’t care with that fucking pain that they would give me the proper stuff.

Had my gall bladder removed about 5 years ago never had a problem since.

 

[Streetsweeper]

They look amazing though

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They also come in a dull green colour and it was one of those that tagged me. It was largely my own fault, they’re not generally considered to be life-threateningly venomous, but they are bad-tempered and I wasn’t being careful enough. The swelling went down on its own once I got to Nairobi but I’ve still got the scar on my knuckle where it nailed me, the dick.

 

[halfcenturyup]

When I was a lot younger I got a fatty lump on my back (a lymph?). I am a coward for doctors so left it but eventually it became bigger, then septic and blood was filling the lump. Painful enough, but it became unbearable while I was working in rural Holland. Went to the local doctor and he cut it open and squeezed the fat out. Did he use an anaesthetic? Did he fuck. Just cold sprayed it and away he went. Jesus Christ, I knew then what it is like in those cowboy films having a bullet removed biting on a spoon. Stitches? Naah, taped a piece of gauze on it.

Still, I now have what looks like a bullet hole in my back. A useful conversation piece with the ladies (back in the day in case Mrs hcu sees this).

 

[SWP's back]

My dog died this morning.

That. It’s worse than my kidney stones and I don’t know how I’m meant to continue.

 

[Uncle Wally One Ball]

My dog died this morning.

That. It’s worse than my kidney stones and I don’t know how I’m meant to continue.

Shit, awful news. Sorry to hear that youve lost your best mate. Dogs are great. Look after yourself

 

[SkyBlueFlux]

Hard to say. Some grim ones in here but here’s a few candidates from me…

A kidney stone that blocked off and caused my kidney to become nephrotic then getting a needle stuck in my back to tap off the infected fluid.

Getting the kidney removed and the other kidney stopping working leading to not passing any fluid at all for about two days and blowing up like a painful balloon.

Three bowel surgeries in 5 days, combined with two intussusceptions that blocked off my abdomen and had me throwing up bile while trying not to bust open the 12 inch scar on my stomach (this probably wins).

Having the staples yanked out of a different 9 inch scar in a slightly unpleasant part of the body.

Local anaesthetic in the base of my foot, not fun if you have sensitive feet.

Arthritis in both hips. To the point where I didn’t have a proper night’s sleep in 6 months. Constant pain and misery.

I could have listed one of the other 22 surgeries, they’re usually all painful in some way. All part of the fun of spina bifida.

But you know what… I’m super lucky, I have a great quality of life, a beautiful wife and a great job… and I’m very blessed. Life’s too short to feel sorry for yourself.

 

[SkyBlueFlux]

My dog died this morning.

That. It’s worse than my kidney stones and I don’t know how I’m meant to continue.

I’m really sorry to hear that mate. Some mental pain is far worse than any physical pain can ever be. Treasure the memories you have and I hope they can give you some solace.

 

[TheBlueCat]

My dog died this morning.

That. It’s worse than my kidney stones and I don’t know how I’m meant to continue.

That’s genuinely awful news. I feel for you pal. I’ve lost 2 over the years and ours is 8 now. You know it’s gonna happen one day but you’re never ready for it.

 

[kaz7]

My dog died this morning.

That. It’s worse than my kidney stones and I don’t know how I’m meant to continue.

Sorry lovely , much love x

 

[halfmist]

My dog died this morning.

That. It’s worse than my kidney stones and I don’t know how I’m meant to continue.

When our cat died at the ripe old age of 19 me and the Mrs were devastated , even though it was the most anti social cat you would ever meet.
It hated being picked up and would only give cuddles on her terms.
All I can say at this very sad time for you is try to think of the fantastic life you gave to it.

 

[Bettys Bell]

My dog died this morning.

That. It’s worse than my kidney stones and I don’t know how I’m meant to continue.

My thoughts are with you .

 

[5 Hit Gibbon]

My dog died this morning.

That. It’s worse than my kidney stones and I don’t know how I’m meant to continue.

Sorry to hear that. Condolences.