blue44
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And the cars new singleDue to the ongoing fuel shortages, Chris Rea has decided to start walking home for Christmas.
It was a chip-pan when I first heard it.The original joke was a blonde woman emerging from the sea in a wetsuit
She pulls down the zip, shows cleavage and rummages inside the suit and gives the bloke a fag
Then rummages again, revealing more cleavage and pulls out a small bottle of whisky
Then she says, whilst pulling the zip down further "it must be five years since you've played around!"
He replies "fucking hell, you got a set of golf clubs in there"
You can play golf with a chip pan!It was a chip-pan when I first heard it.
I thought Boko Haram was a sixties pop group…BBC taking the piss now
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Ronnie Corbett likes this postThe original joke was a blonde woman emerging from the sea in a wetsuit
She pulls down the zip, shows cleavage and rummages inside the suit and gives the bloke a fag
Then rummages again, revealing more cleavage and pulls out a small bottle of whisky
Then she says, whilst pulling the zip down further "it must be five years since you've played around!"
He replies "fucking hell, you got a set of golf clubs in there"