MCFCTrick
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Surely it would be called 'Walk'?
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Surely it would be called 'Walk'?
You're thinking of The Corrs, not The Cars.
There is a difference between Ric Ocasek and Sharon.
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Propagating.
What a Jamaican calls two men holding hands.
What a Jamaican calls two men holding hands.
MCFCTrick
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The Cars single was called Drive ... hence Walk.
I know that.
Had the privilege of seeing them live.
Excellent band. Great set at Liveaid too.
MCFCTrick
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The one band I never got to see that I really wanted to. They didn't come over here much.
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Bill Walker
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I hate people who always judge others without even knowing them.
You can always tell who the bastards are just by looking at them...
You can always tell who the bastards are just by looking at them...
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She meant to put it in her Volvo.
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Well it’s clearly not Brazil
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Facebook’s down...
Now I have to come on here to tell you that I’m depressed, cooking fish fingers and chips for dinner, and whilst I’m at it let you know my ugly kid just got a sticker in maths today.
Now I have to come on here to tell you that I’m depressed, cooking fish fingers and chips for dinner, and whilst I’m at it let you know my ugly kid just got a sticker in maths today.
Well done @Magicpole not everyone gets a sticker you know.
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A guy comes home, with a duck under his arm. He says to his wife, 'Look! This is the pig I've been fucking'
She says 'That's not a pig, it's a duck'
He says 'Shut up! I wasn't talking to you'
She says 'That's not a pig, it's a duck'
He says 'Shut up! I wasn't talking to you'
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John, who lived in the north of England, decided to go golfing in Scotland with his buddy, Shawn.
So they loaded up John's van and headed north.
After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. So they pulled into a nearby farm and asked the attractive lady who answered the door if they could spend the night.
‘I realise it's terrible weather out there and I have this huge house all to myself, but I'm recently widowed,' she explained, 'and I'm afraid the neighbours will talk if I let you stay in my house.'
'Don't worry,' John said. 'We'll be happy to sleep in the barn. And if the weather breaks, we'll be gone at first light.'
The lady agreed, and the two men found their way to the barn and settled in for the night.
Come morning, the weather had cleared, and they got on their way.
They enjoyed a great weekend of golf.
But about nine months later, John got an unexpected letter from an attorney. It took him a few
minutes to figure it out, but he finally determined that it was from the attorney of that attractive widow he had met on
the golf weekend.
He dropped in on his friend Shawn and asked, "Shawn, do you remember that good-looking widow from the farm we stayed at on our golf holiday in Scotland about 9 months ago'
‘Yes, I do,' said Shawn
'Did you, er, happen to get up in the middle of the night, go up to the house and pay her a visit'
'Well, um, yes!,' Shawn said, a little embarrassed about being found out, 'I have to admit that I did.'
'And did you happen to give her my name instead of telling her your name'
Shawn's face turned beet red and he said, 'Yeah, look, I'm sorry, buddy. I'm afraid I did. Why do you ask'
‘She just died and left me everything.'
So they loaded up John's van and headed north.
After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. So they pulled into a nearby farm and asked the attractive lady who answered the door if they could spend the night.
‘I realise it's terrible weather out there and I have this huge house all to myself, but I'm recently widowed,' she explained, 'and I'm afraid the neighbours will talk if I let you stay in my house.'
'Don't worry,' John said. 'We'll be happy to sleep in the barn. And if the weather breaks, we'll be gone at first light.'
The lady agreed, and the two men found their way to the barn and settled in for the night.
Come morning, the weather had cleared, and they got on their way.
They enjoyed a great weekend of golf.
But about nine months later, John got an unexpected letter from an attorney. It took him a few
minutes to figure it out, but he finally determined that it was from the attorney of that attractive widow he had met on
the golf weekend.
He dropped in on his friend Shawn and asked, "Shawn, do you remember that good-looking widow from the farm we stayed at on our golf holiday in Scotland about 9 months ago'
‘Yes, I do,' said Shawn
'Did you, er, happen to get up in the middle of the night, go up to the house and pay her a visit'
'Well, um, yes!,' Shawn said, a little embarrassed about being found out, 'I have to admit that I did.'
'And did you happen to give her my name instead of telling her your name'
Shawn's face turned beet red and he said, 'Yeah, look, I'm sorry, buddy. I'm afraid I did. Why do you ask'
‘She just died and left me everything.'
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Everyone at the pub quiz looked shocked when the question was asked "What 4-letter word ending UNT describes a female?"
Who didn't know the answer is AUNT?
MellowJoe
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Little Billy hears moaning sounds and walks into his mum and dads bedroom.. he sees his dad's cock slipping in and out of his mum's arsehole.. he screams 'Dad! What's going on here?!'
Dad quickly covers everything up with the sheets and says 'For god's sake Billy! we're just playing. Go to your room and I'll tuck you in a few minutes.'
After a few minutes Dad hears moaning sounds, he goes into Billy's bedroom and he sees that Billy is having sex with his grandmother.
Dad says 'Jesus Christ Billy what're you doing!?'
Billy says 'Not so funny when it's your mum is it!?'
Dad quickly covers everything up with the sheets and says 'For god's sake Billy! we're just playing. Go to your room and I'll tuck you in a few minutes.'
After a few minutes Dad hears moaning sounds, he goes into Billy's bedroom and he sees that Billy is having sex with his grandmother.
Dad says 'Jesus Christ Billy what're you doing!?'
Billy says 'Not so funny when it's your mum is it!?'
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