ArdwickAlbert
Well-Known Member
Things are getting bad with tourists. There were two in 107. Patches on his jacket sleeves. Turned up with a sourdough loaf and a bag of kale. Not a pie in sight. Second half his mate bought some chips, fair enough, Tarquin pulled out a pack of feta from his jacket, like you do, and covered the chips with it. What have we become?!