Joke thread

[JoeMercer'sWay]

A pound coin was thrown onto the pitch at Ibrox. Police are trying to determine whether it was a missile or a takeover bid!

haha so many missed this gem...

i didn't seeing as it had been done about 3 times in a page.

 

[mrcunny]

A pound coin was thrown onto the pitch at Ibrox. Police are trying to determine whether it was a missile or a takeover bid!

haha so many missed this gem...

i didn't seeing as it had been done about 3 times in a page.

that was the joke my friend.....have a word gsc...lol

 

[Le Havre Oswald]

lol

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

The KKK today said that Whitney Houstons condition was satisfactory.

 

[theboyfrombrazil]

I got a valentines card the other day, from Moon pig.........she hates it when I call her that

 

[PickfordG]

Statistics prove one in twenty of us live next door to a peadophile! Not me I live next door to a stunning 13 year old with a cracking pair of tits.

 

[BermudaBlue]

Statistics prove one in twenty of us live next door to a peadophile! Not me I live next door to a stunning 13 year old with a cracking pair of tits.

Thats filthy...





















But i still laughed

 

[JoeMercer'sWay]

I got a valentines card the other day, from Moon pig.........she hates it when I call her that

is her real name Luna Bacon?

 

[daveduke67]

A scouser found a lamp one day and gave it a rub, out popped a genie:

"Thank you for freeing me" the genie boomed, "I will grant you one wish."

"I'd like my hearing to be ok" said the scouser.

"Ok my friend, are you deaf in both ears or just one?"

"Neither" said the scouser, "I'm in court next week for burglary."

 

[inchy14]

Thought i'd post this here as the other thread has been pulled....

A Welsh Muslim was caught having sex with a sheep today, He said it was islamb and he could do what he fucking wanted with it...