A new toaster
I keep burning my fingers on the toast !
The toast comes out so bloody hot it's ridiculous and it's not even fully toasted and needs to go back in for 30 seconds.
Lol.Couple of bars on an electric fire and a piece of bread skewered by a fork, we've all been there and that burns your hand in no time.
Politicians tend not to wear ties so much in hospitals when visiting these days, but, when they do, and they tuck it into the shirt above the 2nd or 3rd button, it really fuckin' bugs me, as they pad around as if they actually give a fuck.2 tier kier's rolled up sleeves, as if he's a grafter for the working class
Any fuker with ‘personalised’ number plates……’look at me plates’…cunts to a man or womanAny gimp that has BO55 on their personalised reg plate
Remember the power cuts when we were kids. Full breakfast on the hearth....Lol.
Brings back some memories that.
Toasting bread over a coal fire using a toasting fork and the bread would sometimes slide off into the fire.
HahaAny fuker with ‘personalised’ number plates……’look at me plates’…cunts to a man or woman
Oh, he's at his secretarys'.......Haha
Wife bought me one for my 50th.
I decided I didn't like it as everyone would know where I was when I parked my car.
Oh he's at the shops, oh he's at the gym, etc
Prefer to be anonymous.
Ended up selling it.
Oh, he's at drones'.......
Oh, he’s at his girlfriend’s.Haha
Wife bought me one for my 50th.
I decided I didn't like it as everyone would know where I was when I parked my car.
Oh he's at the shops, oh he's at the gym, etc
Prefer to be anonymous.
Ended up selling it.
Don’t worry, it will be an hour later next week.Being wide awake at 3:25 a.m on a Sunday
Have you ever tried a Pop Tart?A new toaster
I keep burning my fingers on the toast !
The toast comes out so bloody hot it's ridiculous and it's not even fully toasted and needs to go back in for 30 seconds.
Whilst on their phone and not looking where they’re goingPeople vaping/smoking walking down the road in town, Blowing their cherry, mint, vanilla whatever the fuck flavour back in your face...
Apparently it's just scented fresh air or so numerous muppets in the back of my taxi thinkPeople vaping/smoking walking down the road in town, Blowing their cherry, mint, vanilla whatever the fuck flavour back in your face...
Even if his name is Barry Oss?Any gimp that has BO55 on their personalised reg plate
Politicians even scuff their shoes up a bit for those sort of photo/video opps. Like they think the general public fall for that sort of shit and don’t know it’s all staged.2 tier kier's rolled up sleeves, as if he's a grafter for the working class
Barry Alsup has a problem.Even if his name is Barry Oss?
The election of Boris Johnson suggests the general public will fall for all sorts of shit.Politicians even scuff their shoes up a bit for those sort of photo/video opps. Like they think the general public fall for that sort of shit and don’t know it’s all staged.