Stupid little things that bug you

Anyone with a personalised number plate. Sad cunts. Not affix a full length mirror to the side of the shed and take a topless flexing photo grade sad, but not far off
Nope, life long ambition was to have a 1 plate with my initials. Life long regret, selling said number plate because sad cunts didn’t like the idea of with me having it.
 
A new toaster

I keep burning my fingers on the toast !

The toast comes out so bloody hot it's ridiculous and it's not even fully toasted and needs to go back in for 30 seconds.

Couple of bars on an electric fire and a piece of bread skewered by a fork, we've all been there and that burns your hand in no time.
 
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Any fuker with ‘personalised’ number plates……’look at me plates’…cunts to a man or woman
Haha
Wife bought me one for my 50th.
I decided I didn't like it as everyone would know where I was when I parked my car.
Oh he's at the shops, oh he's at the gym, etc
Prefer to be anonymous.
Ended up selling it.
 
People vaping/smoking walking down the road in town, Blowing their cherry, mint, vanilla whatever the fuck flavour back in your face...
Apparently it's just scented fresh air or so numerous muppets in the back of my taxi think
 

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